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ATTACK OF THE BUSTY MEXICAN VAMPIRES!!

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The Department of Homeland Security has raised the "color alert" to CODE ORANGE in the wake of a series of attacks by BUSTY MEXICAN VAMPIRES!!

Residents are advised to stay indoors and keep their computers turned to HAIRCUT.NET for further reports and "color alerts."

The alert was issued after numerous "VAMPIRE ATTACKS" all over the country by BUSTY MEXICAN VAMPIRES. One recent attack in the Chicago area just blocks away from President Obama's home prompted the President to remark, "They seemed like such nice girls." The President's security detail has added wooden hammers and wooden stakes to their arsenal of weapons in case one of the busty vampires attacks the President.
When contacted by this reporter and asked about the threat to the President, one of the vampires said "No, we voted for Obama!" The vampire, known as Sandra, claimed to be misunderstood, but why let facts get in the way of a scary headline?

Meanwhile, on Meet the Press, the panel discussed whether Mexican Vampires would end up taking over all the jobs of the American Vampires. The Mexican Vampires are known to work a lot harder than the American ones, and for less money. Perhaps it's just a matter of time before the American Vampire disappears altogether?

This has raised the possibility that the American Vampire might be placed on the Endangered Species List.

In light of the National Security issues raised by the Vampire attacks, President Obama has picked a new Vampire Czar to look into the problem. He appointed Bela Lugosi, the original vampire who played "Dracula" in the movies. When asked by reporters about the fact that Lugosi has been dead for many years, President Obama remarked, "Being dead hasn't stopped a lot of political careers here in Washington. Besides, Lugosi is technically UNDEAD, and thus, still able to serve as Vampire Czar."
Meanwhile, back at HAIRCUT.NET the vampires are getting ready to shave their heads and donate their hair for charity.
First Juan gets his hair cut, donating over 10 inches of hair to Locks of Love.

Juan is not a vampire.

Juan's haircut is performed by Jasmine (She is a vampire). Jasmine snips off Juan's long hair and piles it up for Locks of Love.

Jasmine takes Juan for a quick visit to "MULLETLAND."

Very cute. What will this crazy vampire girl do next?

When she is finished with Juan, his head is shaved smooth as a cueball.

THE FAMILY THAT SHAVES TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER

Next in the chair is Jasmine. Her long locks are also cut and saved for Locks of Love. Then the clippers make short work of her hair, and the razor leaves her smooth and sexy.

The couple plan to stay up late and play "vampire games" while howling at the moon till morning.

The next vampire to get a haircut is SANDRA, WHOSE WAIST LENGTH LOCKS ARE THICK AS A FIST, smooth, silky and shiny. Her hair could go on a Pantene commercial.
Sandra is not a vampire, but she wants to become one. She is Jose's sister. Sandra nervously sits in the barber chair. We cut her long hair for donation to Locks of Love. Then we run the clippers like they were stolen by vampires and in a very few minutes, Sandra is clipped to within milimeters of her scalp. Jasmine takes off what little hair is left, and shaves Sandra smooth with the electric razor. We then lather Sandra up and shave her smooth with the Mach III razor.

We hope you were able to watch all 3 of these haircuts LIVE as they happened on the subscription site. We are working on the video and will release it ASAP.

We hope to have a special feature up on the subscription site later today.

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